Jesus Jesus Fetus Eater

In a recent interview with yours truly, Christ advised me that he was infact very pro-abortion.

Interview Highlights at his home in Compton, CA:

Me: "So do you support abortion?"

Jesus: "Oh hell yeah dawg, man I made that bitch Mary Magdaline get one hundreds of times. Condoms weren't what they are now. Everytime she get one I used to waive my arms in the air and say, "hey ho, hey ho" like I just didn't care. One time I was high and actually ate a fetus. Taste like chicken dawg."

There you have it Jesus, Jesus Fetus Eater.