Manatees are evil. That says it all. On countless occasions throughout history Manatees have tried to undermine humanities authoritative grip on this planet.
A little known occurrence in history happened on September 18th, 1962. This is the day that Manfred Mann appeared out of nowhere and took a solid grip on Rock music for years to come.
What does Manfred Mann have to do with manatees you may ask? Well Manfred Mann's real name is Manfred The Manatee! Oh yes! It really is that serious. Manfred Mann was sent topside(as manatees call it) to take over the human race with his catchy jingles. Manfred is what manatees refer to as a "Land Walker". "Land Walkers" are genetically enhanced manatees that have the ability to walk above land, and appear more human than manatee.
His hit song, "Blinded By The Light" is actually a heartfelt song about the struggles of a manatee living topside and being exposed to constant light. But don't feel sorry for him folks, he's pure evil. As a matter of fact he's more evil than evil allows.
Manfred had powers that we couldn't even imagine, but thankfully he got sidetracked by his immediate fame and McDonald's hamburgers. His plot fizzled.
What he looks like under the sea:
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