Thursday, December 20, 2007

IHOP, What's The Deal?


Speaking of IHOP...have you ever noticed how no one that works there ever looks normal? I mean everytime I've ever been there the waitresses have either,A. been losing their hair,B. had no teeth, or C. just plain looked like the penguin from Batman. Odd, maybe it's because everyone that works there eats those flippin' pancakes. I told you all that it poisons you from the inside out! No one believed me, but now you're all paying dearly. Damn those Norwegian's and their murdering pancakes. I think I'm going to take care of this tonight with a handful of pine cones...

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